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Las Vegas: Day 2-5

August 26, 2009

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So I was in Las Vegas last week at a conference for work. The first two days were great, as I got to hang out with some of my coworkers. However, the night before they left I began to get sick. They only went for two days. I was there for 5. I most likely […]

Obeisance (look it up) at the Oncologist

August 25, 2009

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I will apologize ahead of time to those of you may be looking forward to the stereotypically humorous tone that habitually emerges from my feeble mind. I apologize because the words that I write today come from a different place within me. Rather than surfacing from the depths of my cynical alter-ego, today’s ramble hails […]

Drugs create senseless songs that rock.

August 23, 2009

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Have you ever noticed how some of the best songs contain lyrics that make absolutely no sense whatsoever? Now, I belong to the male species. And like most of my kind, I don’t listen to music for the touchy-feely words of hope. And I certainly do not try to find inspiration by attempting to discover […]

Retsyn and Presidential Shorts

August 19, 2009

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There are a great number of things in this world that just dumbfound me. For example, there are many companies in America that try to sell me their product using terms that they think I understand or care about. Certs has Retsyn. Most other breath mints are made with mint oil. Certs is made with Retsyn which is […]

Vegas – Day 1

August 18, 2009

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Ahh. Las Vegas.  The City of Sin.  The city brimming with cleavage filled casinos, bald blue people,  and disturbing little foreign men passing out leaflets offering prostitutes to a mass of staggering drunk tourists and  unsuspecting children who happen to be holding out a curious hand. A city that I have found myself in the midst of since Sunday afternoon for the […]

Uninspired

August 14, 2009

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I got nothing today.   NO BLOG FOR YOU !

The fantasy of a forelorn wannabe foodie

August 13, 2009

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Being imprisoned in your own home with a wife who is slowly recovering from a surgery has a funny way of forging an entirely new relationship between man and big screen TV.  And it is during those intimate times that man comes to realize how small of a world he really lives in and how […]

Biohazards and great opportunities

August 12, 2009

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THIS is what he has to do for a living Yesterday, I had an exclusive front row seat of a show that starred this unfortunate soul having to dispose of medical waste from a variety of local medical buildings. I know. There are a number of really suck ass career paths out there, but this […]

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

August 11, 2009

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Fornication Under Consent of the King Forced Unnatural Carnal Knowledge Found Under Carnal Knowledge These are the four most accepted origins for the word F_ _ K It has been brought to my attention that I may be relying a bit too much on the F-word as I sit at my keyboard and weave a […]

Peter Gibbon's was wrong

August 10, 2009

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I have held some sort of a job since I was 15 years old and have not stopped working since then. I have swept floors, cleaned shitters, served food after cleaning shitters, driven Zamboni’s, sailed the oceans, fixed fire equipment, sold stuff, the list goes on and on and on… I am tired. I have […]

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